If only unicorns could attend my work meetings; then everything would be so much better. We should have a unicorn pen, so we could all look over from time to time and see them being all magical.
Have to forgive me, still laughing over the virgin/IT Company joke. Nevertheless, I must admit, even the Wicked One herself loves a good unicorn horn now and then.
I’m so busy laughing I forgot what I wanted to say. Oh yes! I met a town planner once. She was a bit strange…… wonder if she designed those scarey tract houses at Parklands with no way out and back to civilization but one road!!!!
the other side of the mountain 
*sigh*
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I know.
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My meetings tend to be like the Inquistion
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That’s unexpected.
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Oh, lord.
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Kuuuum bayyyy ah!
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Kill me now.
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Um, they aren’t asking for your belt and shoelaces (*We’ll get these back to you afterward!*) at the meeting start are they?
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How did you know? Actually, that part wasn’t nearly as disturbing as the big jar of Vaseline in the centre of the table.
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i wouldn’t go to any more such meetings unless there are party bags with candy. and a pony to ride. a brown pony named “Thunderbolt”.
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I’ll be sure to include that as a rider in my next contract.
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‘Town planner’ seems like too pompous a title for someone who says where the drains go.
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Actually, gravity is the final arbitor of where the drains go. “Town Planner” is the pompous title for someone who tries to do otherwise.
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Meetings for, about and with unicorns should be short, loud and have fatal outcomes!
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Lord Voldemort? Is that you?
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If only unicorns could attend my work meetings; then everything would be so much better. We should have a unicorn pen, so we could all look over from time to time and see them being all magical.
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Irascible creatures, unicorns. You need virgins to calm them, so you can only keep them at an IT company.
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I’ve never met a town planner. Do they make cute little mock-ups with Lego or something?
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Never met a town planner? I am extremely jealous.
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Unicorns? Our town planners are more like pantomime cows.
Sx
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Ours are more like the hindquarters of pantomime horses.
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Asses..all of them..they just add the horn as a disguise.
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Have to forgive me, still laughing over the virgin/IT Company joke. Nevertheless, I must admit, even the Wicked One herself loves a good unicorn horn now and then.
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They can be useful tools from time to time.
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Brought tears to my eyes.
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I’m so busy laughing I forgot what I wanted to say. Oh yes! I met a town planner once. She was a bit strange…… wonder if she designed those scarey tract houses at Parklands with no way out and back to civilization but one road!!!!
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Someone designed Parklands?
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LMFAO!!! Khumbaya!?!?
At least they throw bunnies and rainbows in for distraction..
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True, although they don’t really distract me from the throb in my head.
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