Things are looking up

Scratch that - he'd probably enjoy it
I believe the Romans developed crucifixion as a form of punishment mainly because painting ceilings was considered to be too inhumane.

If there is a Hell, then it consists of an infinitely wide ceiling. When you arrive, you are issued with a rickety ladder and a scraper. After a day or so, you’ll be begging to be thrown in the lake of fire.

To do:
1. Cultivate Worst Enemy
2. Convince new Worst Enemy to paint my ceiling next time

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31 thoughts on “Things are looking up

  1. I first read that as ‘have you painted your ceiling cat yet’. Was sorely disappointed in lack of pussy jokes. I blame AWC posting at the same time as you.

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  2. Did you paint your ceiling because you discovered mold? I’m telling you, its time to move cave crypt coffin house. BTW, how’s the new curtains look? Matching the carpets?

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  3. Oh no, the best is when for whatever reason you are halfway through a ceiling paint job and realize that your edging doesn’t match what you’ve rolled on. Or if you have to just ‘touch up’ a spot and can’t match it because you can’t find any of the original paint. Good times.

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