I believe the Romans developed crucifixion as a form of punishment mainly because painting ceilings was considered to be too inhumane.
If there is a Hell, then it consists of an infinitely wide ceiling. When you arrive, you are issued with a rickety ladder and a scraper. After a day or so, you’ll be begging to be thrown in the lake of fire.
1. Cultivate Worst Enemy
2. Convince new Worst Enemy to paint my ceiling next time