Oh? Is that a fact? This should make for some interesting posts. Not that they haven’t been…but you know how angular and pointed things get when a new girlfriend steps into the picture.
“There are more tears shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.”
Having just cast my toe into the exact same internet dating waters, i am now more frightened than ever… you mean this shit can lead to actual relationships? screw that… back to the biker bars for me….
I’ve never met Cthulhu before! Nice to meet you, Cthulhu!
I assume this is a person who can stand the fact that you’re a non drinking vegetarian. Thank goodness. I was beginning to think women in South Africa were a little, well….NUTS! A little NUTS! There. I said it.
So that’s why you were a no-show at the New Year’s Scrabble Tournament. Can’t see how you could forego the thrills and spills of the Scrabble Tourney for a girlfriend…….. oh wait…..it’s coming back to me now…..nah I prefer Scrabble.
Sweetie, the judge who issued the restraining order TOLD you to stop referring to me as your girlfriend.
Seriously though… your second girlfriend in less than a year?!? Well aren’t you a right little floozy! Hope she’s not the possessive type, because I’m still letting you know when I’m back in the Bos.
You are sure you know your own mind in all of this? No drugs could have been slipped to you? I ask only because what I thought was just a casual shag snow-balled into 17 years (this week – I remembered for once) of marriage and three children.
Fine. See if I tell you about the Tribal Leader of a remote village near the Canadian border that I plan to meet who will woo me via romantic goat sacrificing.
Bwahahahahahahahaahahaha!
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Nice Dr Evil laugh you have there.
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Oh? Is that a fact? This should make for some interesting posts. Not that they haven’t been…but you know how angular and pointed things get when a new girlfriend steps into the picture.
“There are more tears shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.”
Truman Capote
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“Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!”
– Homer Simpson
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So, the internet match making thing paid off then? Way to go, kyk!
“Listen! Do you smell something?”
– Ray Stanz
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In a manner of speaking.
“The theatre sounds like a good idea.”
– Abraham Lincoln
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That substitute monster is the stuff of nightmares. Nothing at all to do with the fact that you wrote “girlfriend” instead of “casual fling”, I hope!
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I don’t know. You’ll have to ask Dr Freud.
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“girlfriend” and “boyfriend” sound so 1050s small town high school. I’d pegged you as more sophisticated. (crosses K off possibles list…)
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1050s? Just how old do you think I am? For the record, I was born after the Battle of Hastings. Incidentally, stop sending me pegs.
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Having just cast my toe into the exact same internet dating waters, i am now more frightened than ever… you mean this shit can lead to actual relationships? screw that… back to the biker bars for me….
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If you’re not using your detachable toe, can I have it for my collection?
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Does Cthulhu have a Jamaican Accent? That’s funny.
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You should see his stand-up routine.
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I’ve never met Cthulhu before! Nice to meet you, Cthulhu!
I assume this is a person who can stand the fact that you’re a non drinking vegetarian. Thank goodness. I was beginning to think women in South Africa were a little, well….NUTS! A little NUTS! There. I said it.
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Shhhh! They might hear you and there’s no telling how they may react, because they’re – well – NUTS!
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Dammit! I awaited too long again…..
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Nice try, but this doesn’t get you out of your cake commitment.
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So that’s why you were a no-show at the New Year’s Scrabble Tournament. Can’t see how you could forego the thrills and spills of the Scrabble Tourney for a girlfriend…….. oh wait…..it’s coming back to me now…..nah I prefer Scrabble.
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I guess I was just at a loss for words.
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Well, I am too far away to have ever been in with a chance, so I shall await further developments with great interest.
Sx
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Sweetie, the judge who issued the restraining order TOLD you to stop referring to me as your girlfriend.
Seriously though… your second girlfriend in less than a year?!? Well aren’t you a right little floozy! Hope she’s not the possessive type, because I’m still letting you know when I’m back in the Bos.
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Red: I can’t help it! Oh, and “floozy” isn’t very PC, you know. The correct term is “man whore”.
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I thought “skirt-rat” was more PC these days.
You are sure you know your own mind in all of this? No drugs could have been slipped to you? I ask only because what I thought was just a casual shag snow-balled into 17 years (this week – I remembered for once) of marriage and three children.
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Scarlet: Forget Chance, try Community Chest – Bank error in your favour, collect £10.
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That’s it? That’s all you’re giving us?
Fine. See if I tell you about the Tribal Leader of a remote village near the Canadian border that I plan to meet who will woo me via romantic goat sacrificing.
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Wow. Talk about a weird coincidence.
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There are worse forms of chaos.
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True. Marriage being one.
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I’ve been expecting the unexpected for you for quite some time.
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Hmm… I expect you were
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I really, really, really hope your new girlfriend reads this blog.
I mean, just think of the opportunities for chaos!
Do it for the flying non-spaghetti monster!
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In Communist Russia chaos create you.
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Everytime I take an internet nap, something exciting happens.
Okay, maybe exciting is an overstatement, but still, this is new.
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Are you sure you aren’t internet dreaming this?
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I wonder if it’s good to allude to your relationship being Lovecraftian… eh, sure, why not?
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A GIRLFIEND!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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