Ancient of Days

The guy in the third panel originally said 'package deal', but that was a bit too close to the bone.
Fortunately, the first two cleared up before I exploded, or I would have ended up being the world’s most horrifying biological weapon.

The Dire Bee Tease is more of a long-term thing. Basically, I can eat turnips and very small rocks. I’m also allowed the occasional tomato, but only if I scourge myself with a cat o’ nine tails afterwards.

I don’t think my dietician likes me very much.

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10 thoughts on “Ancient of Days

  1. To quoth the age-old adage/cliche of note … ‘It always comes in threes hey?’ I’m glad you’re not dead. Now please stop whining and post more stuff.

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