Fortunately, the first two cleared up before I exploded, or I would have ended up being the world’s most horrifying biological weapon.
The Dire Bee Tease is more of a long-term thing. Basically, I can eat turnips and very small rocks. I’m also allowed the occasional tomato, but only if I scourge myself with a cat o’ nine tails afterwards.
I don’t think my dietician likes me very much.
the other side of the mountain 
Well, the risk of prostate cancer is inversely correlated with diabetes – so more proof you are a very special snowflake! http://www.harvardprostateknowledge.org/diabetes-inversely-related-to-prostate-cancer-risk
Glad you aren’t dead (yet).
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That is good news. Now the aliens can probe away with impunity.
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Glad the first two cleared up anyway!
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You and me both. It was touch and go for a while there.
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Yes, two out of three is a pretty good success rate.
One post per year? Is that what it’s come to? You were in my ‘dead and buried’ folder, but you weren’t deleted. That REALLY IS dead and buried.
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I’ll try and post something before July. No promises, though.
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Very good that the hemorrhoids have cleared. i hear it can lead to ‘roid rage’ if unresolved…
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It’s true, Bloody nuisance.
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To quoth the age-old adage/cliche of note … ‘It always comes in threes hey?’ I’m glad you’re not dead. Now please stop whining and post more stuff.
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Wait, I’m getting mixed signals here. If I stop whining, I’ll have nothing to post.
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