Luddites of the world unite!

Frack!
Steven King had the right of it when he named his psychotic clown monster thing ‘IT’

ME: Couldn’t this wait until next week? We have a deadline to meet.
IT DUDE: “Wait”? “Next week”? What are these strange noises you make? Step aside or I will reactivate Clippy!

And that, my friends, is progress.