Ancient of Days

The guy in the third panel originally said 'package deal', but that was a bit too close to the bone.
Fortunately, the first two cleared up before I exploded, or I would have ended up being the world’s most horrifying biological weapon.

The Dire Bee Tease is more of a long-term thing. Basically, I can eat turnips and very small rocks. I’m also allowed the occasional tomato, but only if I scourge myself with a cat o’ nine tails afterwards.

I don’t think my dietician likes me very much.