The fugitive (Part III)

Is there an imbecile in the room? Knock once for yes...
Coincidence? I wonder. Has anyone actually ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Maybe the boss is doing this to troll me. I certainly wouldn’t put it past him.

Oh, hang on – now that I think about it, I have seen them together – at a billion soul-crushing meetings last year. I must have blocked the memory. Can’t imagine why.

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The bad news is that we both still work here
As much as I enjoy working with my manager’s imaginary friends, they aren’t exactly productive. Sometimes it feels as if I’m doing everything myself.

Still, I shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that they’re model employees: they work for free; they don’t waste paper; and they don’t make personal phone calls.