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The bad news is that we both still work here
As much as I enjoy working with my manager’s imaginary friends, they aren’t exactly productive. Sometimes it feels as if I’m doing everything myself.

Still, I shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that they’re model employees: they work for free; they don’t waste paper; and they don’t make personal phone calls.

Luddites of the world unite!

Frack!
Steven King had the right of it when he named his psychotic clown monster thing ‘IT’

ME: Couldn’t this wait until next week? We have a deadline to meet.
IT DUDE: “Wait”? “Next week”? What are these strange noises you make? Step aside or I will reactivate Clippy!

And that, my friends, is progress.