It would take too long to explain

It was in the wash
So much for Friday night. What did I get up to? Oh, you know. Stuff. As one does. However, I will say this: I may be a terrible driver, but I can change a tyre in record time.

I also chatted to Kyknoord Jr on the phone on Sunday. I miss her. She misses her old man too, even though he’s a mean motherfucker. Many thanks to Jessica for pointing that out.