17 thoughts on “How many fingers am I holding up?”
Only now? Late starter hey? Don’t worry Kyk-maar-kannie-sien-nie, this is a case of “see no evil – see no evil” for example:
She: “Does my arse look big in this”
You: “What arse”
She will then gaze lovingly into your good eye, take you by your hairy palm and who knows, it might even be that masturbatory blindless lead to sex with a partner.
So you think your blindness could be from excessive masturbation Kyk? I don’t know man….I masturbate. A lot. Hasn’t affected my depth perception or my golf game in the slightest.
you prob got shnerageti’s … haven’t anybody told you not to buy sunglasses from the guy on the street corner…oy… have you ordered your walking stick yet…remember to ask them to put a small mirror on the bottom end…
fatman: Good to know. It’s just that the doctor said “Um well, we *ahem* don’t really know what *koff* causes this”. I just assumed he was being polite, but it’s possible he had a cold.
stef: What on earth for? So I can look up skirts? Check for limpet mines under cars? I’m not going to be able to do either if I can’t actually see.
the other side of the mountain 
Only now? Late starter hey? Don’t worry Kyk-maar-kannie-sien-nie, this is a case of “see no evil – see no evil” for example:
She: “Does my arse look big in this”
You: “What arse”
She will then gaze lovingly into your good eye, take you by your hairy palm and who knows, it might even be that masturbatory blindless lead to sex with a partner.
Just go towards the light.
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anicker: I prefer to aim for the urinal.
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uh….at least you still have your hair?
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A concerned feeling is tugging away at my chest. Yes yes so the Ray Bans look swell, but just how blind is “blind” Kyk?
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betenoir: It’s a wig.
peas: Ray Bans? Pish! Those are fuckin’ Serengetis, man. At least, I think they are… can’t quite make out the tiny writing on the side.
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Ouch.
One word of advice – you’ll want to practice your dancing upper torso movements, it’s a fine line between Stevie Wonder and ridiculous.
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anne: That’s okay, I’ve been reliably informed that I already dance like a tit.
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So you think your blindness could be from excessive masturbation Kyk? I don’t know man….I masturbate. A lot. Hasn’t affected my depth perception or my golf game in the slightest.
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you prob got shnerageti’s … haven’t anybody told you not to buy sunglasses from the guy on the street corner…oy… have you ordered your walking stick yet…remember to ask them to put a small mirror on the bottom end…
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fatman: Good to know. It’s just that the doctor said “Um well, we *ahem* don’t really know what *koff* causes this”. I just assumed he was being polite, but it’s possible he had a cold.
stef: What on earth for? So I can look up skirts? Check for limpet mines under cars? I’m not going to be able to do either if I can’t actually see.
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you create these utterly weird scenarios kyk… now i feel bad… you actually going blind……….???????????????????
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stef: Yes. Making light of serious situations is my way of coping with them.
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Talk about foot-in-mouth syndrome 😦
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Blinded by the light … not funny, but great lyrics.
Hugs n kisses,
The Tart
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i also want cool shades!!!
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parenthesis: Be nice.
the tart: Indeed. I’ve always liked the Springsteen original 8)
angel: Doesn’t everyone?
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well you know we have some great canes at the gimcrack…..
(wotcha prognosis? macular degeneration?)
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