One of the things I love about IT is being able to tell my devoutly religious grandma that I get paid to spawn daemons. I’m so not mentioned in her will.
betenoir: …to make a rather nasty omelette. idle layabout: She needs to exorcise more. charmskool: Nhur hur hur you said “head”. nursemyra: Succubi are demons. miss M: Oh yes, I love mac ‘n’ cheese. revo: That’s a bit of a contradiction in terms, isn’t it? daisy: There’s no need to get testy.
dolce: Hmmm… gives new meaning to the expression, “self sacrifice”. miss M: Ah. I prefer Garnier. uncle keith: Perhaps some kind of bat is called for? shebee: I’m getting ready to license it under Creative Commons. robin: That bad, huh? Teenagers are the punishment for not using contraception. gnukid: Oh, I don’t know. I’m pretty sure there are quite a few in our office.
peas: C’mon, you’re going to have to do better than, “Beware of the – uh – THING!” to strike terror in our hearts. stef: No, I’m Imperio. miss M: Sure, why not?
the other side of the mountain 
…actually, all you neet is a cc of mouse blood and a fresh egg….
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One of the things I love about IT is being able to tell my devoutly religious grandma that I get paid to spawn daemons. I’m so not mentioned in her will.
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hyuck, hyuck you are still “attempting” to summon a demon – I’m overrun with the buggers – probably got something to do with head office.
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a demon or a succubus?
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I shall assume that you are a MAC man then?
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Aahhh…contacting Microsoft supportdesk, were you?
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to complete the ritual? a squirt or two of the boss’ seed. Hey! i’m talking about gardening… sheesh…
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betenoir: …to make a rather nasty omelette.
idle layabout: She needs to exorcise more.
charmskool: Nhur hur hur you said “head”.
nursemyra: Succubi are demons.
miss M: Oh yes, I love mac ‘n’ cheese.
revo: That’s a bit of a contradiction in terms, isn’t it?
daisy: There’s no need to get testy.
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Hey, if you’re lucky, she’ll extract the flesh all by herself…didn’t you say something about fingernail marks?
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Actually I was talking about MAC makeup.
Keep up kyk.
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You’ll have a ball collecting his seed. Sorry!
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hehehee. i love that ‘nhur hur hur’ of yours.
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If you really want to summon a demon, I’ll give my son Kevin a plane ticket to your city, and money for a cab to your house.
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too bad there are no virgins about to sacrifice to appease the demons… you’re stuck with the evil e-contraption.
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dolce: Hmmm… gives new meaning to the expression, “self sacrifice”.
miss M: Ah. I prefer Garnier.
uncle keith: Perhaps some kind of bat is called for?
shebee: I’m getting ready to license it under Creative Commons.
robin: That bad, huh? Teenagers are the punishment for not using contraception.
gnukid: Oh, I don’t know. I’m pretty sure there are quite a few in our office.
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Microsoft?
No, that’s the OLD devil. He’s been replaced. I just can’t tell you who by, but just keep your guard up.
Because the Anti-Christ is here.
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Garnier?
are you metro?
hmmmm mentioning tools and all…
🙂
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How about Loreal – cause you’re worth it
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peas: C’mon, you’re going to have to do better than, “Beware of the – uh – THING!” to strike terror in our hearts.
stef: No, I’m Imperio.
miss M: Sure, why not?
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I use MAC.
I’m not worth it.
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miss M: How could you not be worth it?
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…just remember: The Anti-Christ is coming.
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peas: Eeeeuw! TMI!
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Do you not know the Loreal adverts with the tag line – because you’re worth it?
*sighs*
This failed miserably.
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heh heh loot spelled backwards.
“loot vader, i am your fadder.”
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