And in other news, you may be aware that I am a keen collector of weird search terms, but yesterday’s collection was particularly noteworthy:
I can’t quite decide whether number three means they’re looking for a good doctor to treat the results or perform the act. Could go either way, I suppose.
the other side of the mountain 
maybe the person seeking relief for painful sex knew you’d been in a rear-end collision?
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*chuckle*
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*snort* What a bummer!
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the anti interrogation techniques? NO, I don’t think I want you to explain that one!;-)
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Good, because I’M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!
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I like the comic, pretty lights
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I hope that isn’t a term of endearment.
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avoidance behaviour – I can do with that 😈
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If you avoid avoidance behaviour, what have you actually done?
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Oh NOES! You ok? More to the point, can you sue?
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No, but I know a boy with that name.
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No way!!! I made your search terms – “Big. Booty. Pinky. Ass.” I searched for that and your blog came up, which didn’t surprise me. Wow.
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I guess now we know the answer to “Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight?”
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I have to say, my big take-away from this post is awe at your technological skills.
Also, to come to you with any big booty needs.
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Sir Mixalot will be very pleased to hear that.
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Whoa, cool effect.
Before I exempted my blog from search engines I got hots through all sorts of bizarre search terms, some of which made no sense at all.
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I’m sure many of the searchers have the hots for you.
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Word of advice: Never include the words “mother,” “father” “daughter” or “fucker” in any of your posts. Unless you want search terms like the ones I get, such as “father fucks daughter” and “my mom fucked me in our hotel” or “my dad fucks better than my husband.” Maybe you want those search terms, though? In which case, I think I may have just done you a favor. You’re welcome.
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The only search term I actually want is, “I need to give Kyknoord all my money. How do I do that?”
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