Sometimes, while reading your strips, I feel like I’m watching Fight Club again….
Narrator: Do you want me to deprioritize my current reports until you advise me of a status upgrade?
Richard Chesler: Yes. Make these your primary action items.
Nothing like corporate code-speak to get you through the day.
But meetings are fun! You get to steal loads of paper clips, drink instant-coffee-in-styrene-cups and draw rude cartoons of keynote-speakers.
I suggest you play hookey!
Did you read Superman comics when you were growing up? Maybe the other you is in the Bizzaro world, where everything is opposite. No doubt your doppelganger is working for a very together company with brilliant bosses.
Go to neither meeting. If anyone asks you can just claim to have been sent to the other meeting. It would be a lie, but probably not one that would be found out. You could use the time to go to the park or something.
the other side of the mountain 
You could get one of those time-turner thingies like Hermione had at Hogwarts and be two places at once. (Just helping you brainstorm.)
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Does it come with an ephedrine dispenser?
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how about sending your other pants my way?
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Ok, but you’ll have to wait until Thursday.
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Sometimes, while reading your strips, I feel like I’m watching Fight Club again….
Narrator: Do you want me to deprioritize my current reports until you advise me of a status upgrade?
Richard Chesler: Yes. Make these your primary action items.
Nothing like corporate code-speak to get you through the day.
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I thought we agreed we weren’t going to talk about that?
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you could try infecting the building with myxomatosis. If it works on rabbits it may well work on your colleagues…..
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I could just boil them. That also works on rabbits.
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Just remind yourself that you’ve left yourself a sticky-note with the details of where you’ll need to tell yourself to go.
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I did. The note says, “I already know, dammit. Stop nagging me!”
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Aren’t video conferences the big new thing?
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My industry views new technology with extreme suspicion. My colleagues think “Social Networking” is something trawler fishermen do.
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But meetings are fun! You get to steal loads of paper clips, drink instant-coffee-in-styrene-cups and draw rude cartoons of keynote-speakers.
I suggest you play hookey!
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Meetings are fun? GET THEE BEHIND ME, EVIL ONE!!!
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Did you read Superman comics when you were growing up? Maybe the other you is in the Bizzaro world, where everything is opposite. No doubt your doppelganger is working for a very together company with brilliant bosses.
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The “growing up” part is still a work in progress here, so I guess Bizzaro-me must be a responsible adult.
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Go to neither meeting. If anyone asks you can just claim to have been sent to the other meeting. It would be a lie, but probably not one that would be found out. You could use the time to go to the park or something.
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I will as soon as I remove the GPS tag they implanted in my neck.
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It’s for the best. Things got really complicated for Michael Keaton when he tried this in “Multiplicity”.
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Maybe, but he was still the best Batman of all.
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Sounds like my life, at least I make my own schedule
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I love craft projects!
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“I think I left my clone in my other pants.”
I love this.
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I’m in two minds about it.
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Reminds me of that famous Tiffany song…I think I’m a clone now.
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… there doesn’t seem to be anyone around …
This reminds me of the time in college when my friends and I were told to choose between attending a career fair and our evening class.
We went out for ice cream.
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I guess you could say
I’m really beside myself
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I hate that.
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I hate sago.
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Speaking of pants, do these skinny jeans make my cameltoe look phat?
Er, Never mind.
I Hate Mondays. (Especially when they fall on a Thursday.)
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Tell me about it! Note to self: Rohypnol is not a vitamin.
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