When ever we have film shoots we have to do wonderful Risk Assessments and I have great fun assessing them for risks such as
a) nuclear explosions
b) man eating animals
c) dangerous diseases
I just love the look on the creative teams face when they wonder what the fuck their getting into 😉
Mmmm. Was that self deprecation or an admission of lazines? Either way, anything with pixelated testicular danger deserves a large cast and a page of panels.
you have to admire the “what ifs” of the world.
we spend hours of team meetings destroying good ideas this way.
me: o.k, so how bout we organise a F1 race in aid of…
whatiff boss: yes, and you can invite Michael Schumacher too
me: or we can just do it with local people
whatiff boss: no, i want you to track down Michael.
me: ngggggg. (oh look, see the pigs with ice skates flying… is that hell?)
I’m just loving that raised eyebrow. But I have to ask; is this the only panel you have?
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I’m loving this. The creative cartoonist by night, the dude who makes water travel upwards by day.
But now, what about the testicle pixies?
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dolce: Yup. It’s the graphical equivalent of my blog.
peas: You don’t want to know.
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Oh man! I love it ..
When ever we have film shoots we have to do wonderful Risk Assessments and I have great fun assessing them for risks such as
a) nuclear explosions
b) man eating animals
c) dangerous diseases
I just love the look on the creative teams face when they wonder what the fuck their getting into 😉
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Graphical equivalent of the Bourne movies, more like it.
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That guy must be looking forward to meeting Santa in a couple months. I mean, it could happen.
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Mmmm. Was that self deprecation or an admission of lazines? Either way, anything with pixelated testicular danger deserves a large cast and a page of panels.
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Kyknoord, so glad you are back (and your old caustic self!).
Agree with dolceii about the large cast … and can we bring it to theatre near you?
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divine miss M: Now you have a new one to add to the list.
andrew: That’s just mean. Accurate, but still mean.
anne: He’s a bit dyslexic, so he’s more likely to meet Satan.
dolce: Why not both?
the crutch: A large cast usually results from a compound fracture. Sounds like a not-so-veiled threat to me.
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A message awaites your visitation, sir!
ee cummings type kisses,
Sweet Tart
; *
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you have to admire the “what ifs” of the world.
we spend hours of team meetings destroying good ideas this way.
me: o.k, so how bout we organise a F1 race in aid of…
whatiff boss: yes, and you can invite Michael Schumacher too
me: or we can just do it with local people
whatiff boss: no, i want you to track down Michael.
me: ngggggg. (oh look, see the pigs with ice skates flying… is that hell?)
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the tart: Visitation? So formal. Does this mean I’m going to have to file an official report?
anicker: That’s funny, I thought pigs favoured inline skates.
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As stupid as the testicle-eating pixies sound, I have a friend of mine who has a genuine fear of garden gnomes.
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fatman: I also have a friend like that. He lives in constant fear that someone is going to give him one as a gift.
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…Omigod, so I’m not the only one wrried about the pixies!!!? I’m so relieved. and glad I don’t have testicles…phew!
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So tell me, you of the North Facing Perspective. Do these pixies favour large or small cajones?
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betenoir: What? Not even pickled ones in a jar?
dolce: Dunno. I’ll have to ask my boss when he gets back from sick leave.
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… those don’t count!
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betenoir: Ah.
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Sick leave? Nothing testicular, I hope.
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so what kind of revision would be put in place to take care of testicle-eating pixies… i mean, an extra fire escape just wouldn’t cover it!?
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Weirder and weirder …
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mrs B: He was talking with a very strained voice…
angel: It’s kind of hard to explain, but it involves dry ice and a fly-swatter
parenthesis: Not at all. This sort of thing happens all the time.
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Howzit …Cool cartoons :-))
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lyn: Hey, nice to see you
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