always a good idea to carry a tube of preparation h around with you, for exactly these types of situations~ pass it on to the anal colleague with a sympathetic smile
peas: What about warm concrete floors? nursemyra: I was counting on it. mrs B: I do. Robbie says “hi”, by the way. stef: No. Maybe I need to pop down to the pharmacy at lunchtime. sarah: Are we talking cause or removal here? *snort* You said “dark rings”!
Completely (not quite) unrelated but OMG, it’s a Valentine’s Day miracle! I have seen the hypertext – or whatever you tech-savvy people call it these days.
i proposed a fundraising drive at work during a particularly brutal week of powerpoint torture… selling inflatable cushion ‘donuts’ and preparation H during the breaks. i was shut down before i started. bastards… they deserved to suffer in the end…
Well, m’dear – turns out, it doesn’t show on Firefox. I reckon a lot of people will be frantically going through your archives.
And I, am not going to be doing much work today, then.
Oh My Word. Can I just say Thanks to Anne for confusing the crap out of me with her comment, and then for the enlightenment of the Firefox / IE comment… I, too, have seen the light mouseover text. It’s sort of integral to the Kyknoord experience and I can’t help thinking… just how much have I missed??!!!
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Refraining from sitting on cold concrete floors should sort that out. Unfortunately, annoyance however, is terminal.
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I can go one better than that, Peas on toast
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Ooh, ooh! You know how I feel about sigils, dear.
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always a good idea to carry a tube of preparation h around with you, for exactly these types of situations~ pass it on to the anal colleague with a sympathetic smile
*sigh* fuuuuuuuuuuuuck… you feel better now?
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I believe preparation H is good for dark rings under the eyes.
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peas: What about warm concrete floors?
nursemyra: I was counting on it.
mrs B: I do. Robbie says “hi”, by the way.
stef: No. Maybe I need to pop down to the pharmacy at lunchtime.
sarah: Are we talking cause or removal here? *snort* You said “dark rings”!
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Talk about Preparation H and on Valentine’s Day as well. Oh you disillusioned, jaded, cynical bunch – how do I love thee? Let me count the ways 😉
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parenthesis: I feel sorry for those poor bastards who signed up to test out Preparations “A” through “G”.
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Piles aren’t pleasant … can you catch piles from kissing ass?
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oh how i’d love to tell a few of my clients things like that sometimes…
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Completely (not quite) unrelated but OMG, it’s a Valentine’s Day miracle! I have seen the hypertext – or whatever you tech-savvy people call it these days.
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Piles of what?
Just kidding.
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i proposed a fundraising drive at work during a particularly brutal week of powerpoint torture… selling inflatable cushion ‘donuts’ and preparation H during the breaks. i was shut down before i started. bastards… they deserved to suffer in the end…
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miss M: No, but wouldn’t that just be the best example of poetic justice evah?
angel: Silly jokes about haemorrhoids? Surely not?
anne: The mouseover text? Welcome to the other half of the story. What are you still doing here? You have a lot of catching up to do.
uncle keith: Neuroses. Seriously.
daisyfae: Ahahahaha. Ahem. Oh yes. You should never push too hard.
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Warm concrete gives you the runs.
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Your first mistake was eye contact. Don’t ever make eye contact. Throwing in a few twitches helps too.
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Yes it would be.
Damn. Why can’t the world work like how I want?
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Well, m’dear – turns out, it doesn’t show on Firefox. I reckon a lot of people will be frantically going through your archives.
And I, am not going to be doing much work today, then.
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peas: Nasty. Concrete is obvioulsy vicious stuff. I’m going to write a strongly-worded letter to the Portland Cement Institute.
dolce: I have no peripheral vision. They sneak up on me.
miss M: It all boils down to physics and the human capacity for stupidity.
anne: Oh yes, that “Firefox hates me” issue again. I’m sure there’s a workaround, but I just couldn’t be arsed to look for one.
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Oh My Word. Can I just say Thanks to Anne for confusing the crap out of me with her comment, and then for the enlightenment of the Firefox / IE comment… I, too, have seen the
lightmouseover text. It’s sort of integral to the Kyknoord experience and I can’t help thinking… just how much have I missed??!!!LikeLike
Oh man, I think I’m going to have to blurt that out when appropriate at work. Come to think of, that is always appropriate to surmise, no?
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terri: Not much. Only about 10% of them are even vaguely funny.
livewire: Absolutely. I spend most of my time biting my tongue.
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alas, i am hard pressed not to submit a lame-ass joke to send you into piles of laughter. Bummer.
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anicker: Oh, you just crack me up.
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