Wait, so with FSM and Ceiling Cat in the same triptych, does that summon the power of “Spaghetti Cat”?
Maybe he could distract ceiling cat and Jebus can get on with his “miracles”
I get the feeing Jebus is more of a dog person – or can it be that he’s really just not that into this particular pussy? See the literary reference mwhahaha like that particular book is literary. Just wanted to flash some erudition – mind you then I should have referred to Dante in the original Florentine dialect if I wanted to impress you – or not?
the other side of the mountain 
much easier to turn wine into piss. i’m a pro.
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fey daisy: Of course. Jebus, however, is an amateur.
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Oh! There’s the wiggly guy holding his own balls, again! I like him!
I don’t blame Jesus for wanting to get drunk. The world is really chock full of assholes these days.
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alt.robin: He likes you too, but he’s too shy to say so.
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you are officially spending too much time on LOLcats.
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bete: Officially? Do I get a certificate?
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What happened to turning water into wine? I thought this stuff was easy for him…
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calamity 25: See this -> . ?
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before trying wine making make sure you’ve completed the course on wine drinking – it’s a very long course with lots of practical.
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this is SPARTAAA + 2: But of course.
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Can’t blame the cat for wanting to come down. Your tin roof has got to be quite hot on a day like today.
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hot revo: Tell me about it. Restores my faith in global warming.
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I’m taking 302’s advice
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nursemyra: Okay, but when he starts talking money, just walk away.
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The real miracle… ignoring pussy that is clearly interested.
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anicker: *snort* Insightful, as ever. I suspect Jebus may need to work on his social interaction skills.
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You said hole. Nhur hur hur.
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dolce: So did the “possibly related posts” section. Nhur hur hur.
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Oi check – Jesus’s Kwanzaa outfit magically mirrors itself as he turns around. Rock star.
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katypea: It’s a miracle!
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I had spaghetti last night but still am not saved.
Nice day for soup, eh?
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rustum: Try pressing [ctrl]+s
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As long as Ceiling Cat doesn’t get a kick out of it …
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miss M’n’M: Nah, he does it so he can judge people.
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Who wins first prize in masturbating?
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When it comes to masturbation, EVERYone’s a winner.
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I wonder if you can not satisfy yourself?
Do you buy yourself a drink after?
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Wait, so with FSM and Ceiling Cat in the same triptych, does that summon the power of “Spaghetti Cat”?
Maybe he could distract ceiling cat and Jebus can get on with his “miracles”
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noboing girl: I don’t know. The canon is a bit fuzzy where Ceiling Cat is concerned.
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I can has sticky tape now?
kthxbai
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clubber: Fixin holez w/stickytape not so grate ackshully.
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Ceiling cat could earn some points if he just had a bottle of wine with him. Poor ceiling cat.
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keith van unkel: Jebus is allergic.
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pussy out of reach…
masturbate…
and it’s only been a week…
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Q&A: A week of weakness.
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Jebus needs to shave the pussy he has in the ceiling…
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boosh: Then he might need to change his name to Claude Scrotum.
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You’ve succumbed to buying a cat, Mrs McCloughsky?
Say it isn’t so.
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peazzle: Ok. It isn’t so.
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I get the feeing Jebus is more of a dog person – or can it be that he’s really just not that into this particular pussy? See the literary reference mwhahaha like that particular book is literary. Just wanted to flash some erudition – mind you then I should have referred to Dante in the original Florentine dialect if I wanted to impress you – or not?
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charmskool: I’ve always considered Dante to be a bit of a tosser. I much prefer Guido Cavalcanti.
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