So this is the Pastafarian equivalent of god killing a kitten every time you masturbate? Every time you blow a vuvuzela, the Flying Spaghetti Monster breaks wind.
I happen to know a lot about Gabriel’s Horn!
Gabriel’s Horn (also called Torricelli’s trumpet) is a figure invented by Evangelista Torricelli which has infinite surface area, but finite volume. The name refers to the tradition identifying the Archangel Gabriel with the angel who blows the horn to announce Judgment Day, associating the infinite with the divine.
I just remembered this from college! Isn’t that cool?
OK. Wikipedia. I didn’t know what the heaven or hell it was.
The Torricelli trumpet is a truly glorious example of mathematical masturbation (and has resulted in the death of many kittens). It also illustrates why Engineers get laid more often than mathematicians.
Anyone interested in purchasing slightly used BB paraphernalia … vuvus (large/small/mini), scarves, zooted up construction worker hats, car wing mirror socks, flags …
Everyone in France made money on the game: now the worthless sods are coming home we won’t be shelling out around €20k per night for their stupidly overpriced hotel.
Am I mistaken or is this the first appearance of The Spaghetti Monster since your resurrection?
France leaves in disgrace. Well, they DID cheat in order to get in. Ireland must be happy.
I read an article that said the horns are part of SA soccer culture. Is that true?! They’re like listening to a crying banshee from hell. They only play one note!
This is the FSM’s second appearance. If you can find the first, FIFA will send you a cookie*
Regarding the vuvuzelas – they would like you to believe that they’ve always been part of the culture, but in truth, they haven’t been around for all that long. They’ve only started to emerge in the last decade or so.
I see Jebus is shamelessly plugging ‘Sea Harvest’ while the Spagetti Monster is openly advertising for Fattis & Monis. The FIFA gods will not be happy. Ambush marketing and gambling is a SIN I tell you. A sin!
Dad never cheats..he just has wonderful fore site. never gamble against the creator of the universe. he’ll smack you down every time.
FSM needs a sprinkle of parmesan..
the other side of the mountain 
“FwAAaarp” is actually pretty close to a fart sound. And that pipe looks like the perfect anus for a Spaghetti monster.
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So this is the Pastafarian equivalent of god killing a kitten every time you masturbate? Every time you blow a vuvuzela, the Flying Spaghetti Monster breaks wind.
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I happen to know a lot about Gabriel’s Horn!
Gabriel’s Horn (also called Torricelli’s trumpet) is a figure invented by Evangelista Torricelli which has infinite surface area, but finite volume. The name refers to the tradition identifying the Archangel Gabriel with the angel who blows the horn to announce Judgment Day, associating the infinite with the divine.
I just remembered this from college! Isn’t that cool?
OK. Wikipedia. I didn’t know what the heaven or hell it was.
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The Torricelli trumpet is a truly glorious example of mathematical masturbation (and has resulted in the death of many kittens). It also illustrates why Engineers get laid more often than mathematicians.
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Which is to say, not often enough?
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That depends entirely on the terms of reference.
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How do you lose money on the FRA/RSA game? HOW?
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What, you mean apart from buying a ticket to the match?
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‘plonker’ is just a funny word no matter what the context, but given you have used in conversation with God its even better!
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Jebus is a real hoot. The sermon on the mount had me in stitches.
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Where’s Aza-Thoth playing his pipes?
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Glasgow.
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paaaaaaaaaaarp!!!!!!!!!!
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Starting the celebration early, are we?
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Anyone interested in purchasing slightly used BB paraphernalia … vuvus (large/small/mini), scarves, zooted up construction worker hats, car wing mirror socks, flags …
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I notice you didn’t include your Zakumi vibrator on the list.
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Everyone in France made money on the game: now the worthless sods are coming home we won’t be shelling out around €20k per night for their stupidly overpriced hotel.
Allez les blues! Right back here.
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True, but I believe Paris is lovely this time of year.
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Am I mistaken or is this the first appearance of The Spaghetti Monster since your resurrection?
France leaves in disgrace. Well, they DID cheat in order to get in. Ireland must be happy.
I read an article that said the horns are part of SA soccer culture. Is that true?! They’re like listening to a crying banshee from hell. They only play one note!
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This is the FSM’s second appearance. If you can find the first, FIFA will send you a cookie*
Regarding the vuvuzelas – they would like you to believe that they’ve always been part of the culture, but in truth, they haven’t been around for all that long. They’ve only started to emerge in the last decade or so.
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I see Jebus is shamelessly plugging ‘Sea Harvest’ while the Spagetti Monster is openly advertising for Fattis & Monis. The FIFA gods will not be happy. Ambush marketing and gambling is a SIN I tell you. A sin!
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What can I say? I’m hard core. All that training I received in Atheist Camp is finally paying off.
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I thought De Lawd is supposed to warn Gabriel not to blow his vuvuz… er … trumpet too soon. Did he fail us again??
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Gabriel’s a bit of an airhead.
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i left it at your place
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Oh, thank god. I thought I had tinnitus.
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i hear the Buddahzelas are just as annoying…
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– and equally detrimental to hearing.
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Dad never cheats..he just has wonderful fore site. never gamble against the creator of the universe. he’ll smack you down every time.
FSM needs a sprinkle of parmesan..
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He lies, too.
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I was wondering whether the vuvuzela is His Noodly Appendage? Or am I just losing my meatballs? 😀
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Well, people who use them are definitely touched…
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i downloaded the free vuvuzela app a week ago…..i hate it. hee!
go team! 🙂
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Imagine how much you’d hate it if you’d paid for it.
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Call me Vuvuzela and blow me 😉
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Better that than calling you an ambulance.
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I thought Azathoth would be taller.
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He is.
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